BBC RADIO ESSEX
WITH MARK PUNTER
20.5.2013
MARK: 80s pop star and actress Toyah Willcox is coming to Chelmsford later this week in a new stage show titled “Hormonal Housewives” which explores everything that riles women today and as I discovered it's a show that strikes many a cord
TOYAH: Yeah, say, we're playing a theatre of 1000 we'll have 994 women and six men (Mark laughs) This is very much a celebration of women
MARK: And the men are all sat there with their arms folded I guess (chuckles)?
TOYAH: Well, sometimes. My brother came to see it last night and he said he's never laughed so much in his life. He was crying with laughter from beginning to end. It is a very funny show – but it's exclusively about women
It's a celebration of women and it's a very positive look at women. This isn't a show about grumpy women or a political show about women's anatomy. This is very Chaucerian, it's very naughty, it's wicked and it's very positive. So we're not up there moaning. We're actually up there taking the mick and having a lot of fun
MARK: Well, that's good. I was going to make comparisons with the shows you've mentioned there but this sounds interesting. This sounds different altogether so could you describe what people will see?
TOYAH: It's written as stand-up. We talk directly to the audience and although it is scripted we perform it as stand-up. We insert about six scenes where we're playing different characters and we talk about - very openly - sex, pregnancy, labour, PMS, lack of sex, competition at the school gates, being bad at the gym, erotic literature
It's comedy, it's a laugh every five lines if not more and I'm talking about belly laughs. No holds barred, it's not suitable for anyone under the age of 16. They probably see and hear things like this every day but it's adult humour
MARK: Did you have a hand in writing this?
TOYAH: We all play ourselves so I haven't written it. Julie Coombe, who is also in the production, wrote it but she interviewed myself and the other actress Sarah Jane Buckley so there's elements of us in it but we didn't write it
The whole thing is us sharing ourselves with the audience and it's done in the way to make the audience feel completely included
MARK: Do you think men might learn a thing or two?
TOYAH: They definitely learn a thing or two! (Mark laughs) They definitely learn women can be funny! Secondly they learn that women are just as naughty in their sense of humour as men are and they probably learn an awful lot about private parts as well! (Mark laughs)
MARK: You mentioned there the kind of stand-up aspect of the show. Was that something that scared you? Have you done that kind of thing before?
TOYAH: I've never done anything like this before. It's a completely different style and it's been one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had. Firstly the joy of hearing the laughter is priceless. I don't see myself as a comedian but I've done comedy in the past, drama comedy, but this is stand-up comedy
It's scripted so I don't have to worry about where the next joke comes from (Mark laughs) I'm absolutely loving it! I love the style of it – it's so gratifying in every sense of the word. It's wonderful!
MARK: I suppose it's an infectious thing. When you say something that makes people laugh that gives you the fuel and the confidence to go onto the next bit?
TOYAH: It gives you a lot of energy!
MARK: Make them laugh again …
TOYAH: I don't lack in confidence anyway but it gives you a hell of a lot of energy. This show is over in a blink of an eye and I'm just looking forward to the next day. It's quite exceptional like that
MARK: Correct me if I'm wrong - you started acting before you started the singing career?
TOYAH: Yeah, I was acting by the age of 18. I went to drama school in Birmingham. I got spotted and ended up at The National Theatre when I was 18, working alongside with Warren Clark, Elizabeth Spriggs, Kate Milligan, directed by Maximilian Schell
So, yes and I made goodness knows how many feature films before I had my first hit single. I've done “The Corn Is Green” with Katherine Hepburn, “The Tempest” with Derek Jarman. It's just been really really busy!
MARK: And lucky!
TOYAH: Very! Absolutely!
MARK: Do you still sing?
TOYAH: I wrote and performed the song for Patsy Kensit's latest TV campaign (Weight Watchers) and I'm on stage most nights with my band, yep
MARK: So that's still a big part of your life?
TOYAH: Well, I'd say it's 99%, yeah (Mark laughs)
TOYAH: That's my real name
MARK: Am I right in thinking you don't yet know why you were called Toyah?
TOYAH: I never will know because my parents are no longer here but my mother said she read it in a book and it was a name of a ballerina. There's an incredibly bizarre coincidence geographically ... Toyah is a Native American tribe in Arizona next to Toyah lake and where the tribe was based is a Willcox mountain. My parents probably knew nothing about that
MARK: Do things like that generally freak you out and make you think "yeah, there's some other power going on here that we don't know about?"
TOYAH: I think coincidence is fabulously powerful but I wouldn't say it freaks me out. But that really takes the biscuit because that one ... you can't question it. It's there, the proof has been there for centuries!
MARK: Yeah. Somebody once said to me there's no such thing as coincidence but I don't know … (laughs) You appeared in a programme called "Have I Been Here Before?" (Watch the episode HERE (Part 1) and HERE (Part 2 ), which was all about regression of past life?
TOYAH: That was decades ago
MARK: What was that like?
TOYAH: It's a long time ago. I'm not convinced. It was a successful show. They found out in one of my past lives I was related to my husband and that again was very very strange
But I don't feel drawn to regression. I don't think we're made for looking back. I think history is for schoolkids. But it was interesting, there was something going on there
MARK: Do you believe it?
TOYAH: I'm not bothered. I don't need to believe it. I have my very firm beliefs about religion and the regression of the soul. I don't need to believe it but it was very fascinating doing it because there was something there
MARK: Interesting. Just looking at your TV work, you've been "Dr Who" (NB : She hasn't, she appeared in a documentary called "Doctor Who - Thirty Years Of The Tardis" in 1993) and "Casualty" and "Kavanagh QC". Probably my earliest memory of you on the box is an episode of "Minder" (below, Toyah with James Ottaway, 1980), which is one my favourite TV shows of all time. Do you have any memories of working on that programme?
TOYAH: Yeah, very much so! I loved it! Funnily enough that was a very quick job. I was only on it for about five days. I was mainly working with George Cole. Dennis Waterman is only in one of my scenes
But I remember George Cole was absolutely adorable and a true gentleman. It was fantastic to be on a show that my parents watched religiously
MARK: It was one of those cult shows at the time, the subtlety of the humour between George Cole and Dennis Waterman was great. It was just a beautiful piece of work and characters like you coming up. Weren't you a villain's daughter or something?
TOYAH: Yeah, I was a moll
MARK: Yeah, that was it. And some sort of property development thing going on I recall -
TOYAH: I can't remember it that well!
MARK: I love the series but I don't know it in that much details. I'm not one of these people that knows every little detail because you want to watch it fresh again -
TOYAH: I keep getting messages from people “oh, Minder is on!” on one of those obscure satellite channels …
MARK: It's been a pleasure talking to you. You're on at the Civic Theatre in Chelmsford on the 23rd of May and it's going to be good!
TOYAH: It's a wonderful antidote to the blues. It's very very funny, very uplifting
MARK: And Lord knows we need it because I don't think we're going to get a summer in the near future!
TOYAH: I know!
MARK: So we need cheering up!
TOYAH: It's been a washout!
MARK: Toyah, pleasure talking to you
TOYAH: Thank you very much!
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